when you find out ur daughter is getting laid on the regular and it ain’t that vanilla shit either

Betty: aww cute a relic from my childhood that I loved when I was 6.

Also Betty: Wow, the love of my life is giving me a first edition of something that me, and cognitive adult, loves, while expressing his own interest in it.

ipikaboo:

mudbloodlovesdeatheater:

DID THEY JUST..???
OMG THEY JUST DID!!!

*looks at everyone who said Parrish was the Eric of her Ariel like in the offices*

tv-smorgasbord:

Heartbroken that the casual viewer who only watches the show didn’t get to see the best moment of the season.

What has been your favorite Teen Wolf arc? I got an answer! There was a girl that shipped um, these individual pictures of all Teen Wolf characters and they shipped them to the office and they were these black and white, uh, I don’t even know how to explain it? It was like shadow-y? and it was digitized…This is your favorite story line??

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes

Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘fun’.
Cancer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.
Leo: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
Libra: I’m not interested in caring about people.
Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
Sagittarius: No, no. That’s too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it’s ‘You’ season.
Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
Pisces: I’m hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!