Tag: about me

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes

Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘fun’.
Cancer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.
Leo: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
Libra: I’m not interested in caring about people.
Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
Sagittarius: No, no. That’s too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it’s ‘You’ season.
Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
Pisces: I’m hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!

I wanna go on a roadtrip someday. Alone or with someone I love. I wanna get away. Explore places. Sleep in the car. Stop a lot just to admire the view. Visit museums and try out coffee shops. Listen to my favorite albums while driving. Have a polaroid camera. Take pretty pictures of the sunrise. Take pictures of myself. Run through a forest. Chase fog. Chase the sun. Spend hours on a field making flower crowns. Feel the wind in my hair. Buy souvenirs. Meet people. Take time to observe. I wanna make memories. I wanna feel alive.

(via lieuu)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

I wanna watch a movie but I also wanna finish this book but I also wanna go to bed but I also wanna eat something but I also wanna finish that tv series but I also wanna drink something but I also wanna do something with my life

do you see my dilemma