kylesharris:

5/5 denists agree, the only thing less attractive than you laugh is your back hair. zing!

what’s the matter zingbot, you afraid of this here? huh? you jealous? you can’t grow any yourself ‘cause you’re a piece of metal and no one likes you. you’re stupid.

kenny-brain:

bigbrotherismyreligion:

Ok yaull we need to petition to get Austin’s ex a segment and the respect that she deserves

I hope so because Kristen’s ex got one and Christine’s boyfriend got one. So this Sasquatch better get one as well.

It was actually Christine’s HUSBAND. Just saying.

I think they should saying something about him having a girlfriend, but it’s up to her if she actually wants to do a segment.

Will stay up all night writing a story: Pisces, Aries, Cancer, Virgo

Will stay up all night reading a story: Sagittarius, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn

Will stay up all night imagining a story: Scorpio, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra