juggybetts:

The thing is Cole M. Sprouse is sinfully attractive even with his shirt on! How is that even possible?

So I’m like “You go and get your man with abs. I’ll stay here and admire Cole’s luscious head of hair, his beautiful eyes, his perfectly sculpted nose, his sweet boyish smile (have you seen his lips), his goddamn gorgeous face (that’s supposed to be illegal), his constellation of moles, his broad shoulders, his toned arms, his hands – his fucking hands. I haven’t even began describing his v and happy trail yet. And have I said it? He’s also incredibly kind, charming, talented, humorous, and shit, he’s intelligent too.”